Entelodon Records' debut sampler CD packed with 21 tracks & 18 artists along with a beautiful "UNDEAD ENTELODON" ZINE detailing a review of the album by Cheryl Lynn (Undead Goathead).
Includes unlimited streaming of Entelodon Rising - Vol. 1
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
Prainbork: A quirky spoof band, this one with a fondness for food-related humor. This group is a quirky hodge podge of talented musicians, playing killer riffs and singing utter nonsense lyrics.
"Prosthetic Burritos" Fast and loud, this silly song brings to mind the punk anthems of yesteryear. It’s energetic and fun with a dash of comedy. Features guest star Danny Walker (Intronaut, Jobforacowboy, Phobia) and voice actress Molly Scarpine (God of War 4).
lyrics
PROSTHETIC BURRITOS
INTRO:
(march of protesting mosquitoes chant)
Let's wrap up this bitch! And nuke it till it bursts!
Slam it in a blender and that'll quench your thirst!
Take out all the beans! Take out all the cheese!
Now all that's left is pounds of meat - So get down on your knees!
VERSE:
Art Bertik: Here's a wrench short of a baker's dozen!
Molly Daisy: When the cows are asleep and the bees are a'buzzin'!
A: Like ripples in a pond from the fog drip of a tree--
M: --that reached out its limbs and said "Come follow me!"
A: A mission to Mars to hit the Air button!
M: A dyslexic wooly mammoth is called a "Chop Mutton"
A: Corned beef on rye with some fat on the side!
M: The irony is such that I can still drive!
Chorus:
PROSTHETIC BURRITOS!
ARE MADE OF MOSQUITOES!
SYNTHETIC HOT CHEETOS!
Robotic doritos?
Deadboy: With meat-hooks and razors and a long jagged spork -
We shall never cease - we shan't ever freeze 'cause YOU are PrainBork
Chorus:
PROSTHETIC BURRITOS!
ARE MADE OF MOSQUITOES!
SYNTHETIC HOT CHEETOS!
Robotic doritos?
Bitch!
credits
from Entelodon Rising - Vol. 1,
track released September 30, 2013
Music by Art Bertik
Lyrics by Art Bertik and Eric "Deadboy" Smolinski
Drums by Danny Walker
Vocals by Art Bertik, Molly Daisy, Deadboy, Manic Merganser
Drums recorded by Atom Smith, Klownhead Studios
Mastered by Brent Wisdom, 13oClock Studios
Special thanks to Josh Newell
Album artwork by Manic Merganser
Layout by DJ Yamilet
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